Franchise.com Pays Homage to David Letterman…
In honor of Dave Letterman retiring today, Franchise.com has come up with a Top Ten list as a farewell to the late night host.
The following is a take-off of Letterman’s first top ten list presented in 1985 which was titled the top ten words that almost rhyme with “Peas”.
Here is Franchise.com’s list of Top Ten Made-Up Words that Almost Rhyme with “Franchise” and their definitions.
10. 
Flanchise – a franchise that makes and sells flan
9. Ranchise –a franchisee adds cows and horses to its location, also a very exclusive salad dressing franchise
8. Vanchise – rides for aging hippies who travel to franchises together
7. Cramchise –too many franchises are in one town
6. Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouschise – ground-breaking franchise opportunity with no idea what market it serves
5. Landchise – franchisese for gymnasts nailing their dismounts
4. Panchise – a term for franchisees flocking together and moving in a herd from exhibitor to exhibitor at an event
3. Thanchise – Greater THAN anything else you would spend and yet less than you would think to buy
2. Manchise – Testoterone-filled, beard-covered franchise team
1. Granchise –where grandchildren rule the franchise and the system is dedicated to grandiose proclamations
Got a made up word that would make this list? Let’s hear it.
During David Letterman’s career, which Top Ten List was your favorite?
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